My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“Guys”
“Guys help”
“guys please”
“He’s touching me”
“please”
“i’m gonna cry”
DON’T
EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT
i’m really sorry
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
Bill Nye the PARTY guy
MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT
